Mindful Doodles #486 – Bad pick up lines on March 27 2019
The bad pick up lines I heard from just ONE man, in just ONE CONVERSATION. The brackets contain the subversive latent meaning.
1) I can speak your speak. (I am like you.)
2) I am familiar with your culture. (I’m your homie.)
3) I have relatives who studied in your former school. (I understand your background.)
4) I don’t have to pay education for my grown up kids. (I have money to blow on women.)
5) I got a good job. (I’m flush.)
6) I paid for my kids when they were young. (I’m a generous man and can be generous to you.)
6) My wife is busy at work. (I’m free to party.)
7) I live in a big apartment/ flat. (You should come home with me.)
8) I know a lot. (I’m smart and good for you.)
9) Where do you work? (I wanna stalk you.)
10) What time do you get off work? (I wanna pick you up.)
11) I got my retirement all planned. (I can afford to maintain a mistress.)
12) One of my sons is applying for a pilot program. (Board my boy’s plane.)
13) Can I do anything more for you? (I want to be your go-to guy.)
I’m sorry but I am disgusted.
