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Mindful Doodles #486 – Bad pick up lines on March 27 2019<\/p>\n

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Bad pick up lines.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The bad pick up lines I heard from just ONE man, in just ONE CONVERSATION. The brackets contain the subversive latent meaning.<\/p>\n

1) I can speak your speak. (I am like you.)<\/p>\n

2) I am familiar with your culture. (I’m your homie.)<\/p>\n

3) I have relatives who studied in your former school. (I understand your background.)<\/p>\n

4) I don’t have to pay education for my grown up kids. (I have money to blow on women.)<\/p>\n

5) I got a good job. (I’m flush.)<\/p>\n

6) I paid for my kids when they were young. (I’m a generous man and can be generous to you.)<\/p>\n

6) My wife is busy at work. (I’m free to party.)<\/p>\n

7) I live in a big apartment\/ flat. (You should come home with me.)<\/p>\n

8) I know a lot. (I’m smart and good for you.)<\/p>\n

9) Where do you work? (I wanna stalk you.)<\/p>\n

10) What time do you get off work? (I wanna pick you up.)<\/p>\n

11) I got my retirement all planned. (I can afford to maintain a mistress.)<\/p>\n

12) One of my sons is applying for a pilot program. (Board my boy’s plane.)<\/p>\n

13) Can I do anything more for you? (I want to be your go-to guy.)<\/p>\n

I’m sorry but I am disgusted.<\/p>\n

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