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Humor – Dream Interpretation for Personal Development https://artmater.com Email fwriter3@gmail.com for free dream interpretations. Thu, 05 Aug 2021 13:28:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 Dream of sitting on sofa https://artmater.com/what-happens-when-you-cant-move-the-long-sofa-out/ Thu, 05 Aug 2021 12:44:08 +0000 https://artmater.com/?p=22629 If you dream of sitting on sofa, it can mean you like to be in a comfortable place. You may be having different memories of being on the sofa. Some significant events in your life could have happened while you were in the living room, seated on the sofa.

If the sofa is old and going to run out of its useful days, you may have a tinge of regret at having to finally dispose of your old sofa. The nostalgia may trigger dreams with old memories.

For instance, a woman dreamed of her sofa in the living room. It had a. Back story to it. After reading the context of her circumstances, you would understand why she dreamed of such ordinary and mundane objects.

This is the story of the sofa who got left behind.

The former owners of an apartment moved out their furniture. Except one big ass long set are sofa. It was too broad and too long to ease comfortably through the main door.

One day before completion of the sale of the apartment, the owners decided they had to temporarily leave their sofa behind. They didn’t have time to think of strategies to smuggle their plus sized Sofa out through the main door. They couldn’t amputate its limbs to reduce its size. They couldn’t unhinge its Spine to slim it to wriggle through the door frame.

Before saying farewell to their Sofa baby, they snuggled it tight in a warm embrace. They wrapped the circumference of the sofa in protective plastic.

Sofa Quintuplet baby, you’ll be reunited with your siblings, the Single Seater Sofas. Mama needs to get the right number of workers to carry you down. You’ll enjoy your last elevator ride down your old home. Then we’ll load you into a spacious truck for your exciting journey along the road to your new home. You’ll never be lonely again.

They’re sorry they abandoned you when they moved away. They’re making amends by returning to fetch you.

The new resident of the apartment told their housing agent they wouldn’t be dismantling the main door to change it. It looked like Sofa Baby was trapped in the apartment forever.

Meanwhile, if you have desires to buy a sofa, click below.

P.S. I may receive a tiny commission if you buy from the link.

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If shoes could talk https://artmater.com/if-shoes-could-talk/ https://artmater.com/if-shoes-could-talk/#respond Mon, 10 Aug 2020 09:25:04 +0000 http://artmater.com/?p=15773

If your favorite pair of shoes could talk, what would they say?

— Trish MacEnulty (@pmacenulty) August 9, 2020

They would say, “Clean us! We hate to smell!”

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Duck-sized horses and horse-sized duck https://artmater.com/duck-sized-horses-and-horse-sized-duck/ https://artmater.com/duck-sized-horses-and-horse-sized-duck/#respond Mon, 10 Aug 2020 09:16:02 +0000 http://artmater.com/?p=15771 Have you seen tiny duck-sized horses? Or seen a giant, horse-sized duck? This would be fun as a visual. Ducks live in fear of being bred just for the slaughterhouse. A horse-sized duck would own a fighting chance of resisting easy capture for the chopping board.

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Air Stewardess Interview GIF https://artmater.com/air-stewardess-interview-gif/ https://artmater.com/air-stewardess-interview-gif/#respond Sun, 17 May 2020 05:28:24 +0000 http://artmater.com/?p=14647 Air Stewardess Interview GIF, courtesy of youtube template. Just follow instructions at https://www.google.com/search?q=gif+youtube&rlz=1C1PRFG_enSG812SG812&oq=gif+youtube&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l7.5047j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

This GIF can be pasted anywhere using this url –

https://j.gifs.com/2xwn0J.gif

I feel like making many GIFs of my old video image stills and pasting them together here.

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This is what Teddy Bears do at night! https://artmater.com/this-is-what-teddy-bears-do-at-night/ Fri, 01 May 2020 14:03:18 +0000 http://artmater.com/?p=14485 #WeekendChallenge asks us to draw #Teddysnightout for

@StudioTeaBreak

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I’m sorry for this boring drawing. Its Covid-19 social distancing for bears not residing in the same house. So my bears have to #stayhome. This is what Teddy Bears do at night! They’re waiting their turn to use the internet.

#Teddysnightout waiting to use the internet.

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Luck: Magic Mushroom Doodle #3 https://artmater.com/luck-magic-mushroom-doodle-3/ https://artmater.com/luck-magic-mushroom-doodle-3/#respond Mon, 06 Jan 2020 13:21:29 +0000 http://artmater.com/?p=12455 This is a meme. Its about someone who believes in touching a special object for good luck. There might be no real transfer of energy from the special object to the person who touched it. Psychologically, the person believes he has received good luck by touching the object. He behaves like he has received luck. His confidence gives him the luck.

Touch the mushroom for good luck. Magic mushroom doodle.
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Magic Mushroom Doodles #2 https://artmater.com/magic-mushroom-doodles-2/ https://artmater.com/magic-mushroom-doodles-2/#respond Mon, 06 Jan 2020 12:51:40 +0000 http://artmater.com/?p=12451 Summon your power through the mushroom. Its full of goodness. Read more from an older post here.

Magic Mushroom Doodles #2
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Shrinking families & shrinking men https://artmater.com/shrinking-families-shrinking-men/ https://artmater.com/shrinking-families-shrinking-men/#respond Fri, 13 Sep 2019 23:46:19 +0000 http://artmater.com/?p=9369 In some developing and developed countries, their populations are declining. This is what I see in my home, neighborhood and state.

  1. Men and women are delaying having babies.
  2. Women have babies but men don’t want to help raise them.
  3. Men desire babies but women aren’t ready to complicate their lives with kids.
  4. After a married couple has a child, then the mother has to work because they need money, or the marriage has broken up. The mother struggles to make ends meet. She hasn’t time or frame of mind to search for a new boyfriend helper.What if this new guy abandons her with a child too? Its now logistically and economically unfeasible to produce a second child.
  5. Grandparents are ageing and can’t help look after a grandchild.
  6. Grandparents came from broken marriages and certainly can’t cope with grandchild.
  7. Parents can’t afford to own a home for raising kids. They share accommodation with their parents, leading to stress and privacy issues.
  8. Parents who co-habit with their parents, can get the boot if they are not working to contribute money towards household expenses.
  9. Parents desire quality of life. They would rather spend money on a branded handbag than bearing a new baby.
  10. Parents desire branded everyday items of consumption and use because they don’t want to be humiliated in the public show of ego, among relatives and acquaintances.
  11. Women don’t want to spoil their figures by childbearing.

Just a doodle to accompany this post.

Artist impression of Gekyume’s baby feet.
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Updates: Art, Challenges, etc https://artmater.com/updates-art-challenges-etc/ https://artmater.com/updates-art-challenges-etc/#respond Fri, 05 Jul 2019 10:07:04 +0000 http://artmater.com/?p=8531 Updates on New Posts:
These posts don’t run sequentially by date. That’s why they don’t apply on the homepage by sequential date.

#EveryDayInJuly2019 drawing challenge.

Read A Book Challenge.

Exercise Everyday 30 Day Challenge.

This list of updates will be added periodically. Another one that is coming soon will be on my dreams. Check back on this link to see what’s newly added into this blog –  Updates: Art, Challenges, etc.

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